The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well,the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before,so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms.
He tellsthe pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3pack, 10-pack, or family
pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes,and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and stil no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend lean over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious.
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist.
* * * * * * * * *
If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will
have bad sex for life!
&while i'm at it.
Because you opened this, you will get kissed on the weekend by
the person you love and tomorrow will be the best day of your life, so
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARs!
Repost this as : : A VIRGIN JOKE
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