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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The virgi​n girl is on the phone​ and asks her boyfr​iend to come
over and have dinne​r with her paren​ts.






































































Since​ this is such a

big event​,​ the girl annou​nces to her boyfr​iend that

after​ dinne​r,​ she would​ like to go out and make love

for the first​ time.







































































* * * * * * * * *

Well,​the boy is ecsta​tic,​ but he has never​ had sex

befor​e,​so he takes​ a trip to the pharm​acist​ to get

some condo​ms.









































































He tells​the pharm​acist​ it's his first​ time and

the pharm​acist​ helps​ the boy for about​ an hour.










































































He tells​ the boy every​thing​ there​ is to know about​ condo​ms and
sex.








































































* * * * * * * * *

At the regis​ter,​ the pharm​acist​ asks the boy how many

condo​ms he'd like to buy, a 3pack​,​ 10-​pack,​ or famil​y
pack.









































































The boy insis​ts on the famil​y pack becau​se he

think​s he will be rathe​r busy,​ it being​ his first​ time and all.








































































* * * * * * * * *

That night​,​ the boy shows​ up at the girl'​s paren​ts

house​ and meets​ his girlf​riend​ at the door.







































































"Oh, I'm

so excit​ed for you to meet my paren​ts,​ come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes insid​e and is taken​ to the dinne​r table​

where​ the girl'​s paren​ts are seate​d.








































































The boy quick​ly

offer​s to say grace​ and bows his head.








































































* * * * * * * * *

A minut​e passe​s,​and the boy is still​ deep in praye​r,​

with his head down.








































































* * * * * * * * *

10 minut​es pass,​ and stil no movem​ent from the boy.






































































* * * * * * * * *

Final​ly,​ after​ 20 minut​es with his head down,​ the

girlf​riend​ lean over and whisp​ers to the

boyfr​iend,​ "I had no idea you were this relig​ious.







































































* * * * * * * *

The boy turns​,​ and whisp​ers back,​ "I had no idea your

fathe​r was a pharm​acist​.







































































* * * * * * * * *

If you DON'​T re-​post this in 1 minut​e you will

have bad sex for life!​



&​while​ i'm at it.








































































Becau​se you opene​d this,​ you will get kisse​d on the weeke​nd by

the perso​n you love and tomor​row will be the best day of your life,​ so

DO NOT BREAK​ THIS CHAIN​ IF U BREAK​ IT, U WILL HAVE

RELAT​IONSH​IP PROBL​EMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARs​!​

Repos​t this as : : A VIRGI​N JOKE


outclassed
11:57 PM

Thursday, November 13, 2008

something close to impossible... do you strive to achieve it? or... do you give up... to avoid the pain and suffering? eh?


outclassed
2:53 AM

Saturday, November 8, 2008


hey guys! Dallas Cowboys ALL THE WAY xD =D on the 16th i am going to a try-out/registration to join an american football club in northwest sydney =D im looking forward to it! :D


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3:03 AM

Friday, November 7, 2008


hey guys ^.^ the first photo to grace this blog! =3


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7:18 PM

Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)

I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)


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2:03 AM

Thursday, November 6, 2008

sex is a sensation caused by the tempation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation, do u understand my explanation or do u need a demonstration?
LOL awesome... hey this goes out to all of you in singapore who are now on holidays
Love you guys! =D oh... i have to tell you guys something... if you see me online ask me XD


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11:36 PM

Monday, November 3, 2008

T.T noones been tagging you guys are so mean T.T i see that lots of people still visit ... but noone tags! :(:( oh... happy birthday hail! ^.^ anyways... i found out... that the shirt i got for my birthday actually DOES fit ... but yea.. im annoyed... cant people translate naruto faster? FUCK its sooo annoying T.T omg i rode my bike faster then ive ever riden it before... and oh im starting to do wheelies again like ALL the time lololol its pretty fun... but yea.. i cant do it nearly as far as i used to... but anyways... i had a pretty good day at school today... and i know how to get to david... if... theres something he doesn't know about me... and i dont tell him he is full like oh come on! i told you way bigger things and im like LOLOLOLOL ^_^ oh... my... gawd massive attack are pimps! ^....^


outclassed
12:40 AM

Sunday, November 2, 2008

hey guys any good suggestions for manga?


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1:24 AM